Bijou is John Willey's pug. She was nearly dubbed "Whiskey drinking good times" at birth, but John was too inebriated when she was purchased to recall her full name, so instead she goes by Bijou, French for Jewel. Lame. She was born in New Jersey and sold by an American flag bandana wearing biker to John in 2003. Although she's allegedly a pure-bred (in-bred?) Pug, no papers exist to confirm or deny this claim. Bijou spent the first several months of her life living in a shopping cart (literally) in the Princeton ghetto. She currently resides in Portland, Oregon where she enjoys howling, licking John's toes, and sniffing John's farts.

The challenge:
1) Come up with creative photos of John Willey and Bijou in compromising situations or as a historical record of Bijou's life. No imitation pugs accepted, although photoshop is encouraged. If Bijou becomes famous as a result of your photo, you are the winner! Else, the best photo will be selected by the end of the summer 2007.