In honor of the 4th of July, I'd like to see a bunch of users sing national anthems. Some ground rules:

1. In the video, you must say, "I am ____ on MobIncentive" (where ____ is your alias)
2. You can sing the national anthem of any country you choose.
3. Feel free to do some modification of the words or tune.

Solution with the best rating wins, so if you want to participate in deciding the winner, pile on.

Videos can be hosted on YouTube so upload them there and link them into a solution here.