mob incentive: Best one liner ever?

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Submitted by Nick on Jun-30-2007 at 8:39:02 AM PDT

Just heard this on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:

A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer, and asks the bartender "What do I owe you?" The Bartender replies "For you, no charge."

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Added by notmikeweiss on 6/30/2007 12:51:40 PM

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Ah, this has always been my second favorite behind the one I started off with...

Reminds me of another classic where a mushroom walked into a bar and was told by the bartender that they don't serve his kind, to which he responded, "come on, I'm a fun-guy (fungi)"

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